hi, my name is bianca. i have a cat, no boyfriend, a mental family, a lot of ex lovers and what feels like an impending mid life crisis. im a book nerd, i dont often think before i speak and i have no hand eye co-ordination.

i also have some pretty amazing friends. friends so amazing, in fact, that they didnt  judge me when i made an off handed remark about how i'd totally do the guy off the ashley and martin commercial (for the record - he's totally not do-able. and i haven't ben laid in months.)

so on the advice (and complete peer pressure) of said friends, i've decided to start blogging. within these pages will be all my sexcapades, embarrassing moments, daily observations and general life fuck ups. it gives me the opportunity to vent anonymously to complete strangers about the poor life choices i make. and because i figure you need to be able to laugh at yourself, and why not have the whole world join in too?